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Movies I've turned off after only 20 minutes just in the last two days:

Australia

What.the.fuck was this overblown piece of shit?  In just 20 minutes Nicole Kidman managed to piss me off, Hugh Jackman pissed me off, and even the little Aborigine kid pissed me off.  Plus, since the movie is such a grandiose turd instead of just a regular one, I figure those first twenty minutes easily ran about a million kangaroo pelts (or whatever ridiculous currency they use on that continent).  Darren Aronofsky can't find funding for his movies, but Ban Lurhmann gets to make this?  If this spectacular dud wasn't enough of a wake up call for Mr. Luhrmann, somebody should get a shovel and remove his overconfidence the hard way.

Diner

Caught up in all the Oscar buzz about Mickey Rourke, I took a chance on Diner.  However, when I saw Steve Guttenberg had a speaking part, I thought better of it and just turned it off.  How good could it have been?  If fucking Steve Guttenberg was playing the fucking dead horse's head in The fucking Godfather, I'd turn it off.

How To Lose Friends and Alienate People

Finally!  A male-tinted bookend to The Devil Wears Prada.  Who is the audience for this movie and Simon Pegg, what else are you going to let your agent convince you to do?  First, Run Fatboy Run and now this?  You better hope Star Trek doesn't suck or your ass will find out how quickly Hollywood can spit you all the way back across the pond.